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zooeyclairedeschahell:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

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freethedivergent:

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fullmetalboob:

goodbye

I can’t stop laughing.

oh.

oh god

FUCK ALL OF YOU

This. IS. NOT. FUCKING. FUNNY!!!!

freethedivergent:

punky-p:

nerdylolita:

roguesandevolution:

sawtaku:

fullmetalboob:

goodbye

I can’t stop laughing.

oh.

oh god

FUCK ALL OF YOU

This. IS. NOT. FUCKING. FUNNY!!!!

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every fangirl and their friend who isn’t one

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arandomwhitedude:

What if you jizzed blood?

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But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.

Oh..

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ruinedchildhood:

Ariel you whore.

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justmecissyveru:

This is epic.

This is pretty rad

My brain feels violated.

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