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“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
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goodbye
I can’t stop laughing.
oh.
oh god
FUCK ALL OF YOU
This. IS. NOT. FUCKING. FUNNY!!!!
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every fangirl and their friend who isn’t one
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What if you jizzed blood?
But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.
Oh..
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This is epic.
This is pretty rad
My brain feels violated.
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